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>Be an American LOTR nerd
>Go to UK just to see a play because you love the franchise
>Enter a bus
>Ask the driver if it's the right bus
>The driver shrugs and tells you to fuck off
>whatever.jpg
>Go to take my seat
>Suddenly hear a high pitched shriek call out in a clearly fake British accent
>"Oi bruv, you 'ere for them Lord of za Rings thingy?"
>Wat.jpg
>It's some bitch who personifies the color orange, that has her sidekick next to her.
>I hesitantly give them a positive answer
>"Oh mah gawsh! WE ARE TOO! WHERE ARE YA FROM?!"
>She starts bouncing in her seat, clapping and pointing to herself and her sidekick.
>Clearly autistic as fuck
>".,.America"
>"OOOO THAT'S SO FAR! AND YOU CAME ALL THE WAY FROM AMERICA JUST FOR THIS?!"
>Can't say yes, they'll think I'm some fucking weirdo to travel that far for some shitty musical
>"N-No, I'm here for the...uhm...work, and I I'm just...uhm - I decided to see it as a side activity."
>Suddenly the orange one gives me a smug look
>WTF.jpg
>Move on to get to my seat and play some vidya
>My stop is coming up
>Wait, fuck, orange bitch and her sidekick are getting off there too
>Don't wanna be their tag-along
>Fuck it, I'll get off on the next stop
>"HEY! YOU'RE GONNA MISS YOUR STOP!"
>FUCK!
>"Y-Yeah...thanks..."
>Now that bitch looks even more smug
>Get off and follow the two of them while they eat nuggets
>Social anxiety starts flaring
>"Uhm...ahm...err....I-uhm, I've got...stuff to do, you go ahead."
>They give me a weird look, but fuck off
>Phew, finally I don't look like a third wheel
>Finally I can get to the musical and go about my life as I did before in comfort
>3 hours later still end up taking a taxi ride back with those two
>FML
