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I just had the weirdest dream.
I needed to take a train to my parents' house but first I was going to an escape game with friends and we arrived early so I waited next to it while they went to the bowling lane right in front of it and then a group of chads came and were talking loudly next to me so I left to look for my friends but I couldn't find them so I went back to the escape game but noone was there and it was time for my train so I left and I tried to put on my jacket but I accidentally put it on as if they were pants instead and a lady that worked at the escape game and looked a lot like someone from my HR department walked by and snickered and we were going the same way so she apologized without looking at me while I took off my jacket pants.
I then got on the train home and I was sat at a table next to an old couple wearing purple bathrobes and a cute Asian girl. For some reason I masturbated to Mumei and cleaned up with a pink/purple paper and then I went to the restroom to take a shit. I left my phone on the table open on the page of the doujin I had used to masturbate and I saw the cute Asian girl look at it and I was embarassed so I quickly took it and packed up my stuff since the train had arrived at destination while trying to act perfectly normal. The old guy from the couple wished me a good night and said he hadn't slept at all on the train. I tried to throw the paper with my jizz on it in the trashcan but it landed on a table instead so I picked it up and dropped it in an actual trashcan.
After I got home I went to the park near me to have a walk and I sat at a cafe terrace and some guy ran past me saying he was running for a lab. I left and started running too but my leg felt weird and it was bending at a weird angle so I stopped and took a shit on the street. As I was wiping my ass profusely, the runner guy from before ran by again but this time he was behind a locked school gate and he was accompanied by a friend and he was telling him about how the lab gave him performance enhancement drugs and they were using him as a lab rat. After I finished wiping I tried throwing the used toilet paper in a trash can but I actually threw it on a table again, so I had to pick it up and drop it in a bin for the second time. I then continued running as night was falling and I saw a human-sized wizard goblin, which was just a human-sized goblin wearing a wizard's hat, climbing on roofs not too far from me so I tried yelling at him and taking video proof that I saw an actual human-sized wizard goblin and not a human wearing a wizard goblin costume, and then I woke up.
I wish I could do a dream analysis of this one.
