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I saw last thread a bunch of brrats trying to fight over who gets to be househusbands to Bae. I'm here to tell you to give it up. I would trounce 98% of all brrats. If you're a lanklet give up because I can squat my bodyweight (190) for Reps, you would be tossed around like a sack of potatoes. If you're a whale give it up because I can run a mile backwards faster than you probably can run one forward. I will be Bae's house husband. I will cook her breakfast, lunch and dinner, I will breed her, I will cuddle up under a blanket on the couch and watch 80s and 90s stuff with her.