>>63387252I would like to clarify to the thread that I am not a fish. I would also like to clarify that I (Kyubalt anon) would still love her, even if I was a fish, because my existence as Kyubalt anon requires that I love Kyubalt, because she is my oshi. I would additionally like to mention that Kyubalt was indeed able to catch a fish during her stream, and the fish was the #1 ranked fish. Finally, I am required to state that I love Kyubalt.
Consider the hypothetical that I, Kyubalt anon, was a fish in a like, and Kyubalt was also present in the lake attempting and failing to catch a fish. Consider that hypothetically, Kyubalt would become frustrated at her inability to get her first bite and subsequently her first fish. Because I am Kyubalt anon, I love Kyubalt and am required to expressed my love for Kyubalt. I would not be Kyubalt anon otherwise. Because I am a fish, I am unable to express my love for Kyubalt in any way other than taking the bait and becoming her first catch. I would make her unhappy if I failed to do so, which would contradict the fact that I love Kyubalt, because my love for Kyubalt creates an inherent desire to make Kyubalt happy.
Therefore, because I love Kyubalt, and because the only way for me to express my love for Kyubalt is to take the bait, I must take the bait, regardless of the 50/50 chance that I will not be returned home.
Kyu.E.D.
