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>be autistic KFC
>evolve to bitch KFC cause of "ploit points"
>cry every single day to your audience about how you deserve more, even go to the lengths saying you deserve more "than the others"
>literally make it your schtick
>hololive rings on your doorbell
>"listen retard, we have this new outfit for you. It sucks cock ass but you gotta use it from now on"
>get pissed off cause you like your outfit too much
>start hyping how "AMAZING" this outfit is
>your sole purpose is to hype an art design atm
>make yourself like it
>day of reveal comes
>it's like electing a fucking president
>big fucking deal, all around, might as well just announce that you have the cure for cancer
>20k viewers pre stream
>it's not even 100k
>start shitting blood cause of hatred
>call your ex boyfriend tech guy to ask him how to ruin a stream
>"you're autistic. fine, but I get to rail you tonight"
>you agree. a small price to pay
>"just remove one ram stick from your already-running computer lmao. put on gloves though cause I don't want to plow your dead corpse, fucking autist"
>do first time
>it fucking works
>put on a show
>people start flooding in
>realize this will work
>get back online, plug it out again
>holyShitItIsWorking.png
>start trending on US twitter
>50k
>just a little more
>they start falling
>realize you're a failure
>use trump card
>"Leech!"
>reschedule stream due to "technical difficulties"
>right after fucking Gura's outfit reveal
>this will surely work now
fucking lmao
