>>27615929>be Japanese dance instructor working for Cover>teaching hikkineet japanese women how to dance>today you're supposed to teach some stupid gaijin how to do girly idol dances>just make her do some silly idol step like you always do>hear distant thuds growing steadily louder as the studio door flies open>"WHATS GOOD MY DUDES WE GONNA DANCE OR WHAT HAHA YA BOI AINT TOO GOOD AT DANCIN THO">recoil in fear as the giantess emerges from the door hunched over and rises to her full, towering height of 5'6">no matter, you're a professional, you'll get the job done>even if it means risking getting trampled beneath those size 15 knock-off jordans>"SO HEY UHH LISTEN IM NOT REALLY LIKE THE OTHER IDOLS YA KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN SO MAYBE YOU CAN JUST GIVE ME SOME COOL HIP HOP MOVES OR SOMETHIN? LIKE RAPPER MOVES N SHIT">rapper? you can do cool, but rapper? you'll teach her some cool moves and let her take care of the rest>somehow her massive wingspan leaves her arms in separate time zones, unable to coordinate with her legs>is she doing some kind of flailing figure eight thing with her arms? some kind of gaijin defense mechanism?>how terrifying, you barely manage to dodge a wayward strike, narrowly avoiding a grisly end>after several hours of harrowing, dangerous instruction, it's finally over>"HAHA THAT SHIT WAS EASY DAWG, THANKS FOR THE TIPS HOMIE. CATCH YA ON THE FLIP SIDE!">the kaiju of kyoto breaks the door off its hinges and storms off to pillage the nearest konbini of its potato sticks>as you watch her leave, you breathe a sigh of relief as one word inexplicably escapes your lips>"kakkoi..."i fucking hate this woman
