>>79357847Did someone say German humor?
A rich American, an Arab prince, a millionaire German and a Jew come into a bar and start bragging.
German: "I'm so rich, I could buy Bundesliga"
American: "that's nothing, I'm so rich, I could buy Apple"
Arab prince: "that's nothing, I could buy both Bundesliga, Apple and Microsoft"
Then, they all looked at the Jew, who, after a brief pause said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but I'm not selling"