Paper's Please stuff. Split it in half because it was just a little too big.
>BribesThere were sure a lot of people who brought bribes too try and get into Arstotzka. She took all the bribes of course, but still didn't let most of them through. Even the wristwatch she took as collateral didn't change her mind. Even if they were to ask if her heart ached from doing these deeds, she'd say not at all. She advises against paying her in advance. Which brings us to today's meal.
>Today's mealA wristwatch, it's an advance payment for being an onigiryaa. She says to give it back when you stop being one.
>JealousyOkayu talks about the lovers she was too late to save(Sergiu was shot). She was a jealous when she saw them, thinking how nice it looked, but she has Temanyan. Somebody also says she has Korosan. She agrees, and says she has all the onigiryaa too.
>Even when I'm a grandma?Okayu wonders if there's any onigiryaa who will take her when she becomes an old grandma who never married. You don't have to marry her, just take of this old grandma cat. She's happy to see that she has some takers.
>Clear fileOkayu's seen a lot of tweets about people getting or failing to get her clear file from the Lawson collab. She told her grandma, who is a big Lawson fan, about it too. Her grandma ended up spending a lot of time trying to get one too, but couldn't find it in the end. Okayu thanks everybody for trying so hard, but warns them about trying too hard in the cold.
>Birthday presentsOkayu's seen a lot of people worrying over her presents while egosearching. A lot of the fans don't want their gifts to overlap with each other. She's happy to see people worry, but she wouldn't mind even if she got 3 more of the same Broly figures she got last year.
>Fan territorySomeone laments that they couldn't manage to get an Okayu file, even though there were others. She says there's probably different territories where fans of one of the girls are more prevalent. There's probably turf with more hosiyomi or kaizokudan out there too of course.
>Kimetsu shinchokuA superchat says they went and saw the Kimetsu No Yaiba movie and loved it, Inosuke was their favorite. Okayu says she's been wanting to see the movie again lately, even though she saw it last in December. She really wants to see Rengoku again, but she likes Inosuke too.
>Fake earsAnother person asking if Okayu has human ears after seeing the Lawson collab artwork of her. She once again confirms that she only put fake human ears on as a response to all the girls who've been putting on cat ears lately. She stumbles over the word "ningen mimi" though:
https://files.catbox.moe/f0kj95.mp4 