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To the retards who kept asking for someone in Hololive to play Alan Wake 2, fuck you. This shit is not meant to be streamed, this shit was never meant to be a game. The gameplay is fucking tedious and just takes you out of it. They cared to so much about telling a story they didn't actually think "hey maybe having the player hit tab to do this shitty murder wall thing every so often" or "hey have you change the entire fucking landscape from the tab and hope they figure it out" while playing as Alan wasn't anything short of ANNOYING. IF YOU WANTED TO MAKE A TV SHOW, YOU SHOULD'VE MADE A TV SHOW YOU CUNTS. THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE LIKE SEVERAL PRE-REQUISITES TO FULLY FUCKING UNDERSTAND THIS GAME MAKES IT EVEN WORSE, NO I'M NOT READING A COMIC OR A BOOK OR WATCH A TV SHOW, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO PLAY 1 AND THEN GO INTO 2 KNOWING FULL WELL WHAT'S GOING ON. FUCK YOU. If you wanted to tell a story make a fucking TV show and keep it a fucking TV show instead of wasting time.
Now if you'll excuse me the Mario RPG remake got released early and I'm going to play that to detox. God Fauna why did you have to be busy today.