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t. autist. I have one lore story from times when he was just becoming 30 years old wizard and why he doesn't really talk about his relatives due to tragic backstory
[/spoiler:lit]>Nowa sneaks into the girls' bathroom
>Snape is waiting for him inside
>"Vesper, what are you doing here? Slytherin loses over 9,000 points!"
>"No sir, I just got the bathroom wrong, I didn't want to spy on the girls!"
>"I suppose you wanted to spy on me, Vesper?"
>"What? I don't..."
>"Enough of these lies, Vesper, get undressed!"
>"Nooooo!"
>but it's too late
>Snape paralyzes Nowa with a spell
>He slowly begins to undress him
>paralyzed Nowa feels Snape's hot breath on his ass
>he realizes what he's getting at
>He starts sobbing hysterically
>Snape leans over Nowa so that his ass is bent
>Nowa gets hysterical
>Snape stands in front of Nowa's protruding ass
>he leans over him
>and suddenly he pulls an umbrella from his bosom and shoves it up Nowa's ass with all his might!
>confetti is falling from the ceiling, teachers and relatives of Nowa are jumping out of the cabins
>"Well done Noir, you just passed the Ancient Ritual of Magical Opening™!" shouts Dumbledore to a shocked Nowa
>everyone is partying hard
>at some point, a drunk Hagrid nudges the handle of the umbrella
>umbrella bursts open, spectacularly tearing Nowa to bloody shreds
>Everyone stares at the scene in disbelief
>"Fuck it, let's keep getting wasted!" shouts a drunk Dumbledore
>party lasts until dawn
>in the morning hungover partygoers throw Nowa's remains into the moat
>no one mentions him anymore
>because they all really didn't gave a shit about him
>end[/spoiler:lit]