>>66832266I'm feeling generous today so I will bite.
Note: I am gifted with an incredible metabolism. I'm one of those people that can eat and eat and eat and not obtain weight.
My shits are the kind where you swear to yourself you're going to change your diet habits. I usually grunt out about five logs of varying sizes. The consistency is usually what one might think of when they look at like a snickers or milky way bar. Sometimes it's more on the softer side, like applesauce. I usually have to put forth a lot of effort and it often becomes a situation where I feel like I have to disrobe completely because I'm sweating too much. My farts are usually so deadly that I literally keep air freshener in my purse just so I don't destroy the office.
I've never talked about this before but it feels nice being able to say it without it being linked to me personally.. maybe being anonymous is fun.