>>48304579Oh dear, I'm so sorry for what I'm about to say. Please don't judge me too harshly and please do not hunt me down. I'm feeling quite ashamed and embarrassed to even talk about it, but I must confess. Last night, I had a dream about something incredibly bizarre and embarrassing. In the dream, Haruka was playing one of her games on Twitch, when suddenly she... tooted.
I know it sounds absolutely ridiculous, and I'm so sorry for even bringing it up, but I can't help but feel guilty about it. In my dream, as Haruka was playing Pokemon, she accidentally farted. She tried to laugh it off. But while most farts last a second or two, this one kept going. Starting out low, but quickly building to an ear-splitting crescendo. Her laughter began to grow forced, and worried. Even chat started to ask if she was okay, as her butt began to sound like a tornado traveling through a tuba.
The force of her butt was so intense that it caused her gaming chair to shake violently. The chair's backrest started to wobble back and forth, and the seat began to crumble, unable to withstand the sheer force of her flatulence. Poor Haruka screamed her lungs out as she gripped the armrests, a cacophony from both ends. Her trademark maple underwear began to smoke.
As the blast continued to rumble on, the chair's frame started to creak and groan under the strain, and suddenly, with a loud snap, one of the chair's legs broke off, causing Haruka to tip backward. The remaining legs of the chair struggled to support her weight, but with another loud crack, the second leg gave way, and Haruka collapsed in a heap among the debris of her former chair
Her sudden and violent collapse was accompanied by the sound of screaming, snapping wood and metal, and more farting, leaving the room in disarray. Then... silence. The room felt unnaturally quiet, with only the faint sound of Haruka's breathing and the gentle hum of her computer in the background. Finally, a low hiss as her anus released the last few whispers of gas. "F," spammed chat. I woke up in tears.
