>>63438662Once there was an an-non who wanted to eat an apple. He picked up the apple and discovered it had a hole and inside the applehole there lived a squirming squelching worm. An-non was dismayed. He did not want to eat an apple with a worm inside it. But the next day, anon examined the apple again and did not see the worm.
>The worm must have left>The apple is mineSo anon opened his jaw wide and took a big big BIIIIGGGG bite. CRUNCH.
Some time later, an-non's doorbell rang and an-non opened the door. It was a delivery driver.
>I'm here to pick up the CHRI$TMA$ C()()KIES>what chr-BBBRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPanons bowels backed up several chocolatey covered chrismas cookies from his bussy
As it turns out Not only was the worm still inside the apple but that the worm and the apple had together baked CHRI$TMA$ C()()KIES for all their worm and apple family and friends and they did it all inside An-non's stomach. The delivery driver took the CHRI$TMA$ C()()KIES to all of the worm and apples' family and friends while an-non became earth that later sprouted several apple trees, each infested with worms.
The moral of the story: just because you don't see a worm, doesn't mean it's not there
