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So some stupid fucking non-hooting "hooman" scum came up to me and he says, he says, "Oh mighty and masterful Hootie-sama, He whose grace and glory are so evident that even the very Earth refuses to let you depart its clutches into the fell hands of that harlot Mother Sky, how may I one day gain even the barest fraction of what makes you so superior?"
And I impart upon him the wisdom of a single, mournful HOOOOO, and walk gracefully away. True story. I hope he's in a better place now.