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Good morning, /pcgia/. I love this alien very much, as I'm sure you all know at this point. That being said, I grow weary of her shenanigans. Now, I'm willing to admit that missing guerilla streams is fully my issue. Recently, I have been working on a project right before and occasionally during her usual guerilla time. That was my choice. I can accept losing out. However, last night was bullshit. The timing on that one was way too suspicious. On top of that, she didn't stream during my offtime last week, and on the one non-offday I could've watched, she streamed 30 minutes after I said goodnight. So I have come to a couple conclusions.
1. Someone is tattling on me, causing Jelly to adjust either out of spite or just to watch me suffer
2. Jelly is /here/ and enjoying my grief
One or both of these are true. And which one it is doesn't matter. Either way, I have a message, or more of a proposition. Jelly, you have utterly humiliated me for the last couple weeks. My dedication has been called into question. The thread has been flaming me. My circadian rhythm has been disrupted. There's no fixing the damage you've caused me. However, no matter what, in about a week and a half, I'll be able to attend these streams anyway, which I'm sure will cause the sudden conclusion of guerillas. I will admit, I have lost completely. So, I will attempt to eek out one small victory from this situation. I will attend one guerilla. No more nini posts. No more mentions of my schedule until I am fully free. But here's where I'll make things interesting. Between now and the end of next week, I have called off one nighttime group session. The rest of my days are booked. If you guerilla in this slot, I watch and enjoy the stream. That's more than enough for me. However, if I manage to miss all guerillas before the end of next week, I will commission Byakuya Togami smut. Tasteful solo smut, I'm not an animal. And I won't cheap out either. Scheduled streams don't count. And if there are no guerillas, I consider the deal forfeit.
We'll begin tonight. Good luck, Jelly.
