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YOUR WEIGHT = SEX POSITION WITH OSHI ON CHRISTMAS DAY
<=90lbs = 69
91-130lbs = Doggy Style
131-170lbs = Mating Press
171-210lbs = Erotic Handholding and Kissing
211-250lbs = Amazon Press
251-290lbs =Friendzone, no sex
291lbs+ = smegma blowjobs