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>Europeans have a holiday about providing animal sacrifices to a demi-god figure to survive the winter on their recent harvest
>Italians force a religion on the rest of Europe about worshiping a zombie jew with good ethics
>Christmas becomes associated with thanking the people around you by sacrificing gifts to them
>Holiday becomes an event to get together and be thankful for your family
>A bunch of bizarre island dwellers half way around the world adopt the holiday but make it about smashing puss and eating fried chicken
>A bunch of SEA people go to an anonymous message board shit posting about how much they're epically owning everyone else because a virtual cat girl appeared on a screen and the other virtual girls didn't