>>17160658I want to have Saruei sit on my lap while she stuffs kraft singles into her mouth and plays Dark Souls games.
"Putain! Do you zee zeez sheet, anon" she'd say whilst shreds of plastic cheese fall from her mouth and I'd rub her tummy - a belly slowly getting engorged with junk food and gas.
I want to hand her Desperados from her cooler that she'd slurp down and vent sweet, sulphuric burps out right in front of my face.
I want to carry her to the grody bathroom in her warehouse and hold her hand whilst she takes the most monstrous shits imaginable as a result of this lifestyle