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"You know they say all gamers are created equal, but you look at me and you look at the buds and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another gamer you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25% at best at beating me! And then you add gray names to the mix? Your chances of winning drastically go down. See, the three-way at Smash bros, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning. But I? I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cuz grey names KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, buds, you take your 33 1/3 chance minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3...percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! Señor bud, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Ssmash bros!"
