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Hello friends of /nijien/. I have reterned from an eighteen day nonstop large soda bender, from which I have achieved enlightenment and discovered the way to true unity and peace between us and the other company. Allow me to outline my plan step by step:
>1. Translate dolphin language and learn to communicate with them and other intelligent species of Earth, for there can be no true unity that doesn't unite all intelligent life.
>2. Instigate a global thermonuclear war between the anti-unity empires and nations so that they may all annihilate each other completely
>3. From the ashes of our global atomic baptism, build a new society around unity values
>4. By the time we have built a new perfect unity, the aliens (who also believe in unity) who were drawn by our nuclear war will arrive and initiate first contact, bringing us into the intergalactic society of unity between vtuber companies