>>53363421Sweet and genuine dorky nerd who happens to be smoking hot, but also has a weird and sometimes violent side. Slowly but surely starting to fall down the parasocial rabbit hole after years of keeping her feelings relatively private. Likes camping, video games, getting autistic about custom keyboards, and totally not being gay with Dizzy. Recently started showing off just how good she is at singing. Absolutely loves food and is basically always hungry, and as a result
Ember's ass is simply huge. Absolutely enormous. Inconceivably massive. It's gigantic. Immense. Humongous. Its girth cannot be ignored. Chairs tremble in its mere presence. Couches cower in fear. It has its own ZIP code. Ember is legally required to have working brake, reverse, hazard, fog and indicator lights fitted on it. She is only able to leave her home through the garage door. Weather patterns are thrown into chaos whenever she goes outside. Bodies of water are completely displaced when she enters them. Earthquake warnings are set off across the US whenever she sits down. Its size is so great that dozens of innocent people die under it weekly without Ember's knowledge, their remains never found. It singlehandedly caused humans to be reclassified as the largest organisms to have ever lived. When asked about Ember Amane in an interview, Pierce Brosnan reportedly said "ass almost too big".TL;DR it's sizeable.