>>28552481>>28553687A couple of months ago, when Yagoo told his secretary to tell her secretary to leave a message on my answering machine for me to call Yagoo, and then I called Yagoo, and he proceeded to fire me over the phone, I thought a big cloud was lifted off the career of Mike Neko.
Because gone were the days when I would walk up to someone and say, 'hey, what about me and the kagainikki? We got this big thing goin', what about the cutting board?' and someone says, 'no, baby, that's for somebody else. We're just gonna keep you right where you're at right now.' I said, 'well, how about me and Nene? I've got this great idea: she comes in, she's got the Noodle deal. Well, hell, I got—' 'no, Mike, that's for somebody else, baby.' Then you go, 'I got this great idea we could do with Gawr Gura. I'm gonna be the Same-amaniac and we're gonna take this thing all the way, because Gawr Gura—Sharkamania was the biggest thing to ever come down vtubing's pike,' and they say 'no, that's not for you, sister; you can't do that. We're gonna keep you right where you are.'
I said 'how about me and the Kagainikki? I could start doing GFE with them and really take off.' and they say, 'no, Mike. We need you in a singles role, girl. We need you to do this: we're gonna get you this collab, and then we're gonna take you here, and then you're the #1 vtuber, and then you've got this collab with Sora,' well all that shit never happened! So there I am, flounderin' along, there's nothin' goin' my way because the politics in Hololive kept the biggest potential superstar in vtubing, on the goddamn ground! What are you supposed to do? On one hand, they're payin' you a bunch of money. They're paying me a bunch of money! And on this hand, they're telling me, 'hey, go out there and give Mori a hell of a match collab. Go out there with an some Indonesian kid, give her 66 minutes. Let the people see what she can do.'
They say you are what you eat. In Hololive, they didn't feed me nothing but garbage, so I let myself become garbage. I became complacent with everything that they said, as long as big Susan kept sendin' in the checks. Maybe I wasn't happy with what was goin' on, but I became complacent. Then they send me to collab with Miko, the big yab. Yagoo delivers the shot heard around the damn world. Mike Neko's out of a high-paying job. All of a sudden, the phone starts ringing off the hook. It's Vshoujo, it's Nijisanji, it's Phase Connect, it's Tsunderia, and all Mike Neko's gotta do is make a decision. Kson, whether she mortgaged her house one time...two times...maybe three times, came up with the right figure for Mike Neko to make a decision.
I strolled into the Vshoujo Discord. It's the biggest piece of crap I've ever seen. I broke in in a place called NND. Anybody that was anybody stepped foot in NND. For the last two years, all you've heard about, anywhere in vtubing, is Vshoujo. Debut night, I roll in. You got the Silvervale, you got the Project Melody, you got the Froot, you got Nyanners, you got the Veibae, you got Iron Mouaw, you got Hime Hajime, whatever the hell her name is. You got a bunch of damn misfits running around thinking that they can actually Vtube.
All I've seen in Vshoujo is a bunch of yabai crap. And that's exactly what I call it, because that's exactly what it is. Nazuna Amemiya is here to vtube. It's what I do best. It's what I do better than anybody in the world. Kiryuu Coco...Mano Aloe..they got the big send-off. Tears were in everybody's eyes, it was a big deal. All Nazuna Amemiya got was a good swift kick in the ass as Yagoo hung up the phone and left me high and dry. There's no Soras here. There's no Aquas here. There's not a A chan, and there damn sure isn't a Yagoo here. There's no one that can hold back Nazuna Amemiya now. 'Seiso'? Tossed it out the window. Never was meant to be.
Vshoujo's gonna find out firsthand what Nazuna Amemiya can do. And I'm gonna show everybody here exactly what a true superstar is supposed to do. What a true superstar is supposed to be. Because no one here can hold back. Not Kson, not Tokino Sora, not Yagoo...nobody. I'm gonna be the superstar that I always knew that I could be. Because there's no one...no one in Vshoujo that can stop me.
