>>55310790>he wants the quick TowadownHaha, guess it's time put down the cigarette...
>orphaned and adopted into a Noble Devil family>final student of a legendary devil>secret daughter of the mysterious big bad who's actually good>such a stacy that she not only adds every Holo to her ever-expanding harem but also the Homos>her genmates and her friend (who is an Apex goddess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer sound of her manly voice>chosen to become the master of a fat fuck named Bibi>masters and can fully control her *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers>wields a baseball cap (a better and cooler hat) and can teleport behind you>beat one of the the best APEX players of all time 1v1>just saying "konyappi" makes everybody drop their pants for her>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional yab that appeared at the last moment>is technically royalty, her biological father is the Founder and Ceo of Marlboro>breaks up budding romances between other Holos that were developing before gen 4 because everybody sucks her dick in the 4th gen onward>even the protagonists of previous gens hype her up>can get with and utterly dick down any Holo of her choosing>kills herself in a noble self sacrifice to commit the final yab but not really because an even bigger yab comes along to keep her career alive>becomes one of the strongest vtubers in the universe>has the option to cuck Pekora away from Miko, Flare away from Noel, Aqua away from Shion, etc.>now a IRL 3D version of herself from an alternate timeline is trying to kill her because he's too stacy>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight,>made it so that the majority of the franchise's memes are about her>is Yagoo's favorite Hololive, he even goes on to call the previous Hololive members embarassing 