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A holofag owns a vegetable store.
One day his son puts an eggplant in his pants; "Hey look dad! I have a big cock! I'm a Nijichad!".
Then his father became consumed with rage and beat him and says; "Be proud of who you are!".
Later that day the boy was sitting outside and a neighbour walked past and saw his black eye and asked him what had happened.
Then the boy said; "I was only a Nijichad for two minutes and I already hate the Holobronies".