https://youtu.be/mJBdwRmO1FY?t=5660 Bae is consistently the fastest pisser in hololive
She got off her to chair to go to an idol meeting at exactly 1:34:32 and she came back at exactly 1:35:21
That is a 49 second piss right there
I have NEVER seen someone piss this fast in Hololive and the surprising thing is that her speed is really consistent in all her idol meetings.
She is always this fast with similar times although this was her fastest one.
As far as I remember, only two holomems have her beat in record, those being Coco and Matsuri, Coco being at 39 seconds and Matsuri straight up pissing herself on the spot.
Shion's best toilet run was at 50 seconds so she lost by a second.
The thing about all these other examples I have mentioned is that they have never been able to replicate their times.
Bae, however is consistent. She always has extremely quick idol meetings to the point where it's a running gag between the brats and her where they ask if she washed hands when she is back to which she replies that she did. Her times are this fast IN SPITE of her washing hands as well.
What is the secret?? is it the bidet which makes it faster to clean up afterwards? does Bae shrink to rat form to slip under the door for maximum efficiency? HOW DOES SHE DO IT?!?!?!