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>I'm in some sort of race up a snowy asphalt road at like a 45 degree incline in a pickup truck with chains on the tires.
>it's REALLY long, like takes days, and it's always dark.
>pulled over to the side of the road for a bit and when i go to back out an rejoin the race someone rear ends me
>there's like a shadowperson running up the hill through the snow and they scream at me and i get back in the truck and lock the doors.
>there's like loud static explosion noises all around me for a while, then it stops and I turn on the truck and continue up.
>after I stop again, when I go to start it up there's a LOUD sound like an air raid siren and a crash and i feel like I got hit again.
>this time I get out and there's like a sexualized officer jenny from pokemon with pecor braids
>tells me she's a "guard" and shows her badge to me, tell me she doesn't know what hit me either so I'm free to go this time?
>truck won't start
>think "don't worry the light is coming out and I can the the small paths in the snow, I'll drive MYSELF up
>turn myself into an RC car lessgoooo
>fast as fuck zooming thru the snow drifts up, one last big snowhill before the finish line
>almost get up the hill, then get stuck up the top.
>LOUD fucking thundercrack and the snowdrift explodes sending me rolling
>see shadowmonster jumping at me
>wake up in my bed in my house
>wait this isn't my house, or my bed
>there's an actual vn-style text box at the bottom of my eyeline
It gets weird here
>I am in MC of a vn where instead of there being a common route, you just pick the heroines if only that you wanna go for right away and just go thru the route, but only 1 scene at a time, and you have to pick a different one each time.
>My options are as follows:
1. My imouto (it's Kouhime from rance)
2. My "brother" who is cosplaying as "onepiece" (actually kakashi from naruto) He's really tall (like 8ft) and greasy. You can see a huge smile under the mask.
3. Finana
>So, I pick the obvious choice and I'm instantly in a dingy, wet basement (NOT mine, I'll add) with the lights flickering on and off
>She's chained to the wall in bdsm gear with her fishtail flopping around helplessly, and I'm struggling to even stand up out of the water (it's like 2ft deep and the strobe lights are disorienting me)
>I keep falling over, getting more and more wet and start choking on the sludge.
>I'm getting more and more scared now, and then the strobes stop and the lights turn off.
>slight sounds of struggling fishe from the wall next to me accompany the drip drops of water from the ceiling.
>When it goes quiet for a second, I can distinctly feel something brush past me, then again a lot harder, almost pulling me under.
>I struggle to keep my head up, then it's completely silent again.
>I feel a presence very closeby, but can't see anything.
>I feel breath on my ear, then hear someone whisper amogus
>I am now trying not to laugh to let it know where I'm at, but my vision goes white, to which a big line of text appears in front of me saying HAREM ROUTE UNLOCKED
>I'm back in "my room" with the other 2 choices
>I instinctively know it will be THAT Kouhime rape scene and I'm beginning
to think onii-chan is behind this all
>I get up and decide to go home, I am now becoming lucid, can feel magnetic-like force pulling me along
>I wake up in MY bed, my real one
>something is in the doorway
>the text box is still there
>it says "Let's watch One Piece!"
>he crouches to get in the door, the mask is now visibly curling up underneath where his face is distorted into an impossible smile, the hot breath pants coming out from under there causing drool to drip down like crazy
>It is now time to wake up
>I start kicking my feet together in bed, I now can't sit up or move much, feels like sleep paralysis
>for a sec I think I'm awake
>then i see a VERY small hand peeking up over the bed
>it's wiggling around all spooky
>feel one leg slowly being pulled over the side of the bed again
>at this point putting all my weight into not going off the bed
>at some point see the face creeping over the side of the bed
>air raid siren noise again
>hear ancient aliens going on behind me, I'm for sure waking up now
>one last push and I throw myself out of it, I'm like 99% sure I'm for real awake now
>still feel pull towards the side of the beed, paralyzed again
>can see the tiny hand out of the corner of my vision, not going away, getting real fucking scared I tulpa'd a meme into reality
>finally stops, I was actually awake
Last night I also had one where Rosemi's roommate was my gf and we were at a grocery store where Jotaro was getting anal mating pressed by a takodachi and the little cuphead flower was rearranging his intestines and I could see it all x-ray.
