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>be me, bloke who does fuck all
>fall asleep at 5 am with Hololive music on shuffle from Spotify because crippling depression
>finally start dreaming
>for whatever reason dreaming about Matsuri, despite not watching or caring about her
>we're doing a Soul Link Nuzlocke for Pokemon Black and White on our Nintendo DS
>we're now in a dorm of some sort for some reason
>she says she wants to go take a shower because it's hot and humid
>I look over to the left after she leaves and 5 large black guys appear
>"we'll help her out in the shower" they say
>staring blankly as they walk away into the void
>magically appear in shower room with Matsuri
>she says that a couple of guys handed her some shampoo because she forgot hers
>Haachama cooking music starts playing and Pikamee's laugh on repeat for the rest of the dream starting from this point
>I shower with Matsuri, but we're both fully clothed
>Appear in room again, but black guys are still there
>Matsuri says she needs to be plugged in
>black guys come up to her and say they'll help with that with menacing looks on their faces
>they hand her a DS charger because her DS was dying and she couldn't find hers
>Haachama cooking music gets louder
>Pikamee's laugh intensifies
>finally wake up to person that's supposed to be my dad blowing smoke in my face and telling me I was whistling for a good hour in my sleep
>realize dream was unfunny and I want my sleep back
There is no punch line and the first letters of each green text don't make up a separate story, sorry for wasting your time.
>fall asleep at 5 am with Hololive music on shuffle from Spotify because crippling depression
>finally start dreaming
>for whatever reason dreaming about Matsuri, despite not watching or caring about her
>we're doing a Soul Link Nuzlocke for Pokemon Black and White on our Nintendo DS
>we're now in a dorm of some sort for some reason
>she says she wants to go take a shower because it's hot and humid
>I look over to the left after she leaves and 5 large black guys appear
>"we'll help her out in the shower" they say
>staring blankly as they walk away into the void
>magically appear in shower room with Matsuri
>she says that a couple of guys handed her some shampoo because she forgot hers
>Haachama cooking music starts playing and Pikamee's laugh on repeat for the rest of the dream starting from this point
>I shower with Matsuri, but we're both fully clothed
>Appear in room again, but black guys are still there
>Matsuri says she needs to be plugged in
>black guys come up to her and say they'll help with that with menacing looks on their faces
>they hand her a DS charger because her DS was dying and she couldn't find hers
>Haachama cooking music gets louder
>Pikamee's laugh intensifies
>finally wake up to person that's supposed to be my dad blowing smoke in my face and telling me I was whistling for a good hour in my sleep
>realize dream was unfunny and I want my sleep back
There is no punch line and the first letters of each green text don't make up a separate story, sorry for wasting your time.
