Everyone, I have an announcement to make. I have been deceiving you all.
I'm afraid I am not merely just the Ohhh Konnui poster. I am also, in fact, the inachizo. I know this may come as a shock to you.
But I am not just the Ohhh Konnui poster and the inachizo. It is with a heavy heart that I must tell you that I am also a gayposter, and have been for some time.
But I have another confession to make. I am not just the Ohhh Konnui poster, the inachizo and gayposter. I'm sorry to admit that I am also the
>>>/d/iscordfag. And the Aggie clique. And the hagposter. And the Fitanon. And the Dick poster.
In addition, to my unending shame, I am also Avarice, the Mahjongposter, the Dota2anon, Pagi, the Die spammer, the Live spammer, the Morning Review poster, the hour nineteen poster, the dramafag, the admin of the discord, the antidiscordfag, the antiaggie poster, the Thinkpad, the armchair dev, the LOOPER, the DOOMposter, a tomato lover, the Haaton-V, the >[Deleted] poster, the Zhonkbot, the Trial Dev, a gameplayfag, a player who begs for money on the floor, the /nasfaq/ gf spammer, the lizfag, a shill for Asmongold, the former head of the CIA, the current admin of the lizcord, the team /vt/ cup manager, a faggot, the Never Buy Towa spammer, the lorefag, a hero of justice, a redditor, a Rushia defender, the /ck/ crossposter, the /gig/ shill, the discoverer of the patched Auction House exploit, the representative of the all of the seaiggers from the facebook groups and a lolicon.