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Devchama#2 here, I didn't quit but I will be taking some time off soon. I didn't want it to come to this but I realize now that you, the players, deserve to know what's been going on.
honk and I have known each other for almost a year now and we've become very close friends. I'm in close contact with devchamas #3 and #4 too but I'm the closest with honk. I'm so close with honk that the other two often tease us for being so supportive and clingy with each other. About 5 months ago, devchama#5 joined the team and he quickly got along with honk and I and the three of us became very close friends. If it isn't obvious at this point, I really like honk and #5 seems to like her too. We became rivals for honk's attention, and in the leaderboards too with our secret accounts. Don't worry, neither of us are in the top 100. We were happy with this setup for a while but it couldn't last.
About a week ago, I saw honk in tears at the floor of the nasfaq dev house. She told me that devchama#5 forced himself on her. He forced her to do unspeakable things and in their altercation, the X220 running as the nasfaq main server was knocked over and the adjustment limiter was turn off. It was already 9:04am at that point and EN2 was coming off of a 2 day susanning. Naturally, EN2 mooned to the high heavens and broke the game. I was angry. I was angry at devchama#5 and I was angry at myself because I couldn't do anything. That night, I visited devchama#5 in his room to confront him about this but he just spread my buttcheeks open and shoved the piece of paper containing the only copy of the anti-inflation formula up my virgin asshole. honk saw the whole thing and her screams called devchama #3 and #4 into the scene. The sight of a naked devchama#5, my bleeding asshole, and honk's pitiful crying face was enough of a reason for devchamas #3 and #4 to quit.
In truth, those two were the only ones who really knew how to fix and operate the game. honk tries hard but she can't do it all by herself. I myself only know html and css. Devchama#5 is working on art for new gacha items. As you can see, we can't handle too much right now. Please understand. Thank you.
We will be posting an update on the floor with the new roadmap for the future of nasfaq.
