>>26155623do not worry risuner, surely you will find a place to exchange nuts.
"Dear RD-439,
I write to you with good news, i just recently enjoyed some coffee with the diplomats of the republic over here, and they informed me that the Risuners seem to be close to arriving over here, so surely they must also soon arrive at our home too, I know you and some other Onobots have eagerly been waiting at the port for a few months now, so I am sure this news will be quite the happy one for you. However, I also received some concerning information alongside this news. Apparently in the culture of the Risuners it is common to exchange nuts as a form of greeting and good will, wich seems to bother the diplomats of the republic quite a bit. I assume their nuts don't seem to be of the best quality, we should probably consider not importing them from the republic for a while in that case. But even worse was the reaction when I assured them that we would have no problems exchanging nuts wich prompted the republican to question if Onobots are even physical able to do such a feat, the audacity I tell you!
Please make sure to have plenty of high quality nuts at hand for when the Risuners arrive, so we can prove to these hoomans that no one can exchange nuts better than the Retro Reich!
With Regards
RR-069"