>>34615911Ah that's a rookie mistake, you should always ejaculate into a smoothie like that before consumption because first, it lubricates the content and second, since semen is an alkali, it would neutralize the acid, thus preventing any burning, and third, it would make the smoothie more umami.
For a shorter version, stop being lazy, wipe out your clock and splooge into your tuna sandwich smoothie, Kronii.
