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A night after some cool jazz with the lads I made my way to the gymnasium and that's where I saw her, hiding in the bushes like some kind of viper hides in bushes waiting for toned twink swimmer boys to walk out, their bodies glistening and hair sparkling under the fluorescent lights and refracting off the the moon rays, this serpentine woman undulating back and forth, very clear she was illegally making movements with her hands that under all respect I had my right to call the cops and get her arrested for indecency, but I'm above that, and a little buzzed off of a root beer float from the club, so I think to myself if I might have a chance with her, yeah, I think, I'm a strong guy however she clearly is only interested in these flimsy anime boys, and on top of that, I'm black, I call over my boys and with one punch I lift her from her hiding place, her gags activating my rage meter as me and the boys begin to curb stop her in the sidewalk, and I crush her head under my heel, the blood draining from her nose, I walk away with my boys and we hit up the arcade for some Double Dragon as Lucy Pyre coughs up blood with a ruptured spleen on the sidewalk at midnight.