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>Huge pussy bitch
>Son of one of the biggest faggots in the entire universe
>started making the same mistakes of his father
>self-aware of it, depressed, tried to be horny to wipe the depression but ended up engaging in incest
>Wets his pants like a huge beta the moment he witnesses a moment of violence
>Has a chance to run away
>doesn't, helps the manly ninja-guy he just met despite having no reason to, even though realistically it would just get him killed or thrown in jail
>Saves his ass like 10 times
>Badass manly ninja dude actually appreciates it, becomes best bros with him despite him trusting absolutely no one
>Become true bros, struggle through life together, and save the goddamn world
