>>31917965>agonizingly murdered him with a forkNice fanfic, but you lost me with this.
Gura is small and Kiara has the upper body strength of a kebab stick. They're not doing any murdering without power tools or a gun.
Now, if you said they ran him over with a stolen riding mower because they were having a threesome with you and couldn't steer or some shit, then it would at least be plausible.
Too many paragraphs, have some chicken butt.