>>3829517ATTENTION, EMPLOYEES OF KFP
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT JOHN GREYNAME CAME TO WORK 3 MINUTES OUTSIDE OF HIS STANDARD DEVIATION LINE FOR HIS SHIFT. I PUT IN THE NUMBERS AND HAVE REALIZED THIS WOULD CAUSE A LOSS OF 7.39 UNITS OF PRODUCTION FOR THE DAY.
IF YOU WISH TO SPEAK TO JOHN ABOUT THIS, HIS PALLET OF "CHICKEN NUGGETS" HAS ALREADY BEEN SENT OUT IN THE LATEST BATCH OF FRYOLATORS. PLEASE CONSIDER THIS A LESSON, AND REMEMBER, TENCHOU IS ALWAYS LOOKING OUT FOR YOU AND WISHES YOU THE BEST OF HEALTH, FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUCCESS IN THIS ENTERPRISE.
NOW BACK TO WORK, YOU AREN'T PAYING ME TO DO NOTHING AND SLACK OFF!