>>51343339That's so sad...
I don't want you to die alone. Or be lonely for the next few years...
Hey. You know what?
Why don't we date?
That way you won't be lonely because you'll have a wonderful home run of a boyfriend to spend time with you.
Yeah
That sounds like a great idea! Probably my best one yet.
What do you say? Wanna try going steady for awhile and see what happens?