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I want Coni Confetti to castrate me.
I want her to set up a stage with a small table and a single chair with the spotlight on it. I would be dressed up like a mime and made to lay my genitals on a fancy plate on the table.
Coni would then come on stage and sit at the table, put on a bib like you see in cartoons.
She would then begin to carve up my genitals with a fork and knife, keeping a refined, fine dining aire about her.
She would start with my penis, jabbing a fork into it and slicing off my glans with her knife before popping it into her mouth. She would then work the rest of the way up my shaft until Im left with nothing but a stump.
Then she would begin with my testicles again, piercing them with the fork and carving bite sized portions off with her knife. The whole time I would try to remain as silent and expressionless as possible like a good mime should as the audience watches in conplete shock.
Once Coni has finished her meal she will wipe her mouth, stand up, take a bow, and silently exit the stage
