>>39253741I'm waiting for "solar flare knocked out my internet" or "my cover phone exploded, bad battery :(" at this point.
In fact let's think up some more funny lies for them to use in the future, they're clearly fucking with us so may as well have fun with it:
>aurora borealis localized entirely in my bedroom and melted my microphone>hornets attacked my house and are sitting on the doorknob to my room and I can't enter>my dog farted and the fumes made me cough so hard my throat got sore>I accidentally drank a shrinking potion and am 5 inches tall and cannot move my mouse or use the keyboardetc.
