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THREAD FIRST AID! Don't Let Your Phase Connect Thread die on (You)! Remember DRS ABCD:
Danger Check for danger and ensure the board is safe for (You), anons and the thread.
Response Check for a response: ask for a ninipost and squeeze shitposters. NO RESPONSE? Send for help.
RESPONSE? Make comfortable; monitor posting and replies; manage severe numberfagging and then other baitposts.
Send for help: Call #4chan IRC for Mod assistance, or ask a bystander to make the report. Solve the captcha. [If you are alone with the thread and you have to leave to call for help, first turn the thread into the recovery position before leaving.]
Any foreigners: Open the thread's replies and check for foreigner material. FOREIGNER MATERIAL? Roll the thread onto their side and clear the manipulations. NO FOREIGNER MATERIAL? Leave the thread in the position found, and open the thread images by expanding the images with a mouse click.
Baking Check the catalog for fresh bread. Look, listen and feel the catalog for 10 seconds. NOT NORMAL BREAD? Ensure a janitor has been called and start baking. NORMAL BREAD? Place new thread in the recovery position and monitor posting until page 10.
CPR Start Continuous Phaser Revitalisation: 30 imageposts followed by 2 shitposts. Continue CPR until help arrives, anon starts baking, or you are physically unable to continue.
Demanipulate Apply a demanipulator as soon as possible to foreigner images, and follow the soundpost prompts.