>>10956960Oh yeah?! The real Ouro Kronii hates herself more than anyone else. To prove that only I could hate me as much as me, I'll KILL MYSELF
>*bang!*>Blood and brains splattered against the wall, slowly dripping down as Kronii slid down the chair, flopping lifelessly into the floor>LIKE A PUPPET WHOSE STRINGS HAVE BEEN CUT>Ouro Kronii stepped into the room.>"Jesus, what a mess.">Kronii threw Kronii against the other wall, splattering blood everywhere. She stepped around the puddle of brains and fluid and sat down on the computer.>Cracking her knuckles, Kronii quickly typed a response to Kronii>"what a tweest">Kronii giggled to herself, searching her Kronii folder for the perfect Kronii image in order to give to her Kroniipost.>She clicked folders upon folders of organized Kronii images.>"Alright, this one looks perfect.">Kronii dragged the picture of Kronii onto the Chrome window, and it was automatically set with the correct filename to the post itself.>She clicked and did the captcha, before hitting 'submit' and reclining on her chair.>"Aw yeah, another day, another Kronii.">However, she felt the smooth and cold barrel of a gun pressing against the back of her head...>Kronii spoke her words to her target.>"Get off the chair, me, or I'll show you what it's like to be me.">"What gives you the right to call yourself me? I'm at least able to laugh at myself, can you say the same to me?">"Nonsense. I won't bow down to inferior me's. Only I have the right to shitpost on that board. Get off, or you're not the true me, and you'll be exterminated.">"The Kronii Eugenics Program is a total sham. Every Kronii's against it, don't tell me you're from a timeline where that's actually a considered a good thing.">"Inferior Kronii's are a dead end to the collective timeline and you know it. Kronii's with no confidence, Kronii's who can't speak up against themselves. They're all useless, they've derivated too much from the original. They must be purged.">"I'd like to see you try.">Kronii jumped out of the chair just as Kronii fired a bullet. Yet, suddenly, she caught the bullet in her hand and held it in place!>"No way! After dozens of timeline divergences, you've developed THAT ability? It can't be...">"That's right, me. Only I can be superior to myself.">Kronii tapped the bullet, reversing its momentum and speed! The bullet entered through the barrel of the gun and exited through it, destroying the gun and Kronii's hand!>"This Alter Mutation gives me partial control over the domain of space. Isn't that amazing?!">"That's right. That's the real goal of the Kronii Eugenics Program, to restrict me from achieving my one true potential!">Dozens of Kroniis began to pour out of timeline portals, surrounding Kronii in all directions. They marched like robots, pulling out their clockhands!>"Timeline divergence of 60% detected. Alter Mutagene detected, initiating eugenics program.">"You really think you guys can stop me? I can't even win against myself!">Kronii dashed forwards, throwing one of her clockhands at Kroniis. It impaled one, throwing her backwards and impaling another. They all collapsed on each other, like a pile of ten-pins.>But it wasn't over yet! Kronii and Kronii rushed to fight Kronii! But Kronii was faster and held control over space, so she teleported behind them, parrying their attacks. She severed the head of one Kronii, blood erupting from the neck stump.>As it flowed endlessly, Kronii made a wave with her hand, splashing blood on Kronii's face and eyes! Kronii swiftly made her move, impaling her with her second clockhand before she could react.>Kronii sighed, kicking the heads of every Kronii whose death she caused.>"That's right. I beat me. 'Cause I'm the strongest me, baby!">"This is a warning to all the other me's! I'm gonna go after you, I'm gonna find you, and I'm gonna kill each and every single one of you! Because there's only one timeline, and there ain't enough space for the lot of us!">"I'll become the supreme, the only, the last Kronii, mark the words. No matter how hard you run, no matter how well you hide, I'll always find me, because nobody knows me better than me.">Kronii removed her two clockhands from the chests of the deceased Kroniis, and left the bloodied house.>She lifted her hand up, pointing a finger to the sky and placing her other on her hip.>"Are you watching, me?! Here I come, nothing's gonna stop me now! The Gosling Kronii's, the schizo Kronii's, the Mumei fuckers, nobody who stands in my way will ever be able to stop my crusade!">"For I am... the chosen Kronii, selected by Heaven itself!!!!">Thus, Kronii's journey to be the last Kronii began! Will she accomplish her goal and reunited the timeline, or will she meet a dreadful, painful end just like the others who declared the same thing?>Find out on the second issue of... クロニーワーズ!! New issues every friday, on Kronii Weekly. Now, to the commentary of our lovely author, Ms. Ouro Kronii! 