>>15911642I'm an expert on this topic, being a stagecraft kid (the one who built all the sets). If you want to fuck a theatrefag:
>watch youtube documentaries on Tumblr drama (anything involving fanfiction communities, shipping wars and large shows featuring vaugely homo-erotic men that ended without them kissing will get you extra attention)>read Harry Potter in full and learn to start reflexively going "Fucking hell, the movies really fucked Ron over, huh" if ever brought up (be sure to explicitly make it clear that Prisoner of Azkaban is your favorite movie)>develop an appreciation for the Hunger Games books and then any schlocky equivalent>watch musicals (only newer stuff, Into the Woods, Dear Evan Hansen, Hamilton, pretend that you watched RENT but make it clear that you absolutely never actually watched RENT, pretend to have seen Rocky Horror Picture Show[THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT])>be willing to accept the fact that they will do and say some absolutely stupid shit, and be willing to go "That. Sounds. INCREDIBLE, LET'S GO RIGHT NOW." whenever they do>invite them out semi-regularly and be the initiator or else they WILL ghost you>be prepared for them to attempt to make erotic, "secret" moves on you in public that will be so awkward as to not actually induce any sexual reaction, you'll have to fake the sensuality until you get to a more appropriate place>In terms of tier lists, try and aim for the lanky and slightly tall ones, they are the craziest but also the best>underneath them are the really short girls, then the fat girls, then the absolutely insane girls with a very obvious defect somewhere who are both bad for you and yet desperate enough to make it possible>BE ON THE LOOKOUT and be sure to avoid any girl that attempts to even utter the WORD "poly" in your sight, sadly the lanky ones will be saying it more often than the othersThere's more but that's the most important stuff
