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>wake up to an empty bed
>hear the shower running
>look at the clock
>it's way too early
>go back to sleep
>wake up again
>shower still running
>go to bathroom
>cabinets open, a few things strewn on the ground
>ask Gura if she's okay
>there is a surprised squeak followed by a pause
>"I... I forgot to buy some... 'feminine products,' and now I'm out"
>after a second, you understand what she means
>grab the empty box off the ground for reference
>tell her where you're going
>you are now on a mission
>speed to the store
>head straight to "that" aisle
>grab what's necessary
>get some ice cream and chocolate while you're out
>bring everything back to her
>tell her if she needs anything just ask
>took less than 30 minutes
>felt like hours
>go back to sleep on the couch
>Gura wakes you up with a kiss on the forehead
>wake up to an empty bed
>see blood on the sheets
>Gawr has been eating in bed again
>go to the bathroom
>she's been eating in there too
>start to clean up after her
>notice there aren't any bones in the trash
>go to kitchen
>Gawr is there scowling
>eating ice cream for breakfast
>you've seen this pattern before
>Gawr notices you noticing
>gives you the finger without saying anything
>resign yourself to leaving her alone for now
>go put the bedsheets in the washing machine
>the next day
>put on a movie
>Gawr gets bored halfway through
>suddenly laughs to herself and leaves the room
>comes back a minute later
>"CATCH, NERD!"
>throws something at you
>completely misses
>used tampon hits the wall behind you
>you sigh exasperatedly
>Gawr runs out the room grinning and giggling like an idiot
>clean up for her again
>she comes back a while later
>she apologies sheepishly
>even Gawr thinks that was too much
>thanks you for putting up with her shit