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If you think about it, would you really want an IRyS girlfriend? She's just going to laze around all day pumping her breasts and rubbing her pregnant belly while you bring her strange foods and wageslave for her. All she'll do is stuff her face, read manga, she'll barely even move and while just gains weight and gets stinkier. Her hips would widen and her breasts would get obscenely large as your triplets gestate inside her. Every day she'd wake up slightly heavier and rounder and pretty soon you'd be forced to carry her all over the house cause her feet would hurt from the weight of her pregnancy. Her darkened nipples would leak sweet milk all over the house without a care in the world, she would sweat her soda scented sweat everywhere cause pregnant women are constantly hot. She'd need to pee constantly, ask you for help just to get off the couch, she'd be immobile during the last trimester. Her belly would be so big that just standing up would be a chore and she wouldn't be able to see her feet at all. She wouldn't be able to put her shoes on well, clean herself easily, or even cook, naturally you'd have to do all of that. When she's craving soda and spicy noodles and gets a massive stomachache you'd have to be the one to rub her gurgling belly to make her feel better and you'd have to clean the toilet the day after. She might throw up, drool in her sleep, and she'd definitely wake you up in the middle of the night to help her go to the bathroom. Then she'll complain about she's not getting enough sex because you're too tired every time you get home.