>>13370593Here’s a more modern version:
>For years, tell all your fans you're a lonely virgin who was bullied in school for being fat in order to maximize simp bucks.>Sexually harass your coworkers, but they don't mind that much because you're a self professed virgin loser who's just lonely and in need of physical contact and so are seen as mostly harmless.>Some guy on twitter keeps telling people he made it with you so you freak out on your roommate account and tell everyone you haven't had a boyfriend in over 4 years, exposing your lie about being a virgin.>Cry on stream while being princess carried to masters by predators in APEX.>Spend hundreds of thousands of yen (several $1000) on akasupas for some random dude's youtube channel.>Ask Coco for her Line contact info, only for her to respond, "Ew, gross".>The drama with Haachama is some of the worst interpersonal drama in Hololive history only because you made it public in the most unprofessional way possible.>Constantly flirt with male collab partners in front of your viewers, regularly telling them you'll send them nudes if they want them.>Literally in the middle of saying "I haven't had a boyfriend for over four yea-" THE HAND appears. You make up the most obvious lie possible, but are still willing to needlessly worry your most loyal and gullible fans.>Despite all of this, you're never once punished by Hololive management and instead are featured in more and more promotions, which probably only means one thing.>People realize that guy on twitter from earlier in the year was probably telling the truth and was actually some guy she had a one night stand with.Also, we'll never know for sure, but at this point is there any doubt that she's the reason why Kaoru had to leave?
