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Officers of the court, I have a confession to make. I have grown fond of a woman who dresses like rodent, and who regrettably partakes in activities with certain gentlemen from time to time. She verily does have her own flaws and she even drew scorn from myself before I watched her performances, but her behavior at the theater is one of cuteness and endearment. It was this behavior that soothed my heart. I also admit that I when I gaze at her scandalous costume, I am consumed with lust. Please do not punish me unduly.
