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"Watson Detective Agency."
>"Hey Watson! It's the Homestaw Wunnew."
"Been awhile."
>"Yeah, with Flash finally dying and all, I've been kinda busy. Sooo... look into that thing I asked you about?"
"When I've some free time, which is increasingly rare these days."
>"And?"
"I have yet to find any evidence that you are, in fact, wearing long pants."
>"um, that's not twue. I'm weawing long pant wight now."
"From all appearances, you are naked from the waist down, with soles glued to your feet."
>"Watson, I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants!"
"Sir, calm down-"
>"Long pants, the longest pants! evewybody, evewybody! long long long long long pants!"
"Homestar, you're in need of some serious clowncare, I can dial Pol-"
>"But I was told long pants! Long pants! They said long pants! Always long pants! long, my pants! Gleaming pants! GLORIOUS PANTS!"
"Homestar?"
>This call has been disconnected, please hang up and try again
"...I need to stop eating before bed..."