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>be pippa
>get off return flight from JP
>take uber home
>tip 5% because driver asked if her trip went well
>drag suitcases into the front hallway
>IShouldCheckOnBird.jpg
>begin to climb stairs to bedroom
>hear thumping noise from behind door
>wtf.png
>fearing for life, but slowly approach to assess situation
>door is not door, it is a jar
>peek inside
>see monitor
>Pipkin Pippa wikifeet page open and zoomed in
>papakin is in there
>On bed, butt nekked
>dirty pipanties over his face
>another crusty pair in his mouth
>Pipkin Pippa daka beneath him
>PiPlushy on edge of bed, covered in a week's worth of hot glue
>what do?