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Luigi is not hot.
He is gross.
Luigi cums in his pants and then re-wears them the next day and thinks no one notices.
Luigi microwaves his sandwich meats at the work lunch office and eats it in front of everyone.
Luigi thinks getting a raise is a bad idea because "it would put him in a higher tax bracket."
Luigi thinks the New York Yankees is the best team to ever play baseball.
Luigi thinks showers are best taken once a week, to "maximize the effect."
Luigi wears Cologne every single day and thinks it replaces deodorant.
Luigi will NEVER be hot.
