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I have worked out a few plans. Nothing set in stone unfortunately but I am quite panicked at the moment. We'll go through the list here.
1. Take psilocybin and barter with the machine elves. I bet if I sell my soul or my virility I can at least get one morning stream next week.
2. Finish my spiritual training. Shave my head, return to the mountaintop and start astral projecting with those weird ass hippies again. At least while my body is on site I can be elsewhere.
3. Quit my job. No way they let me permanently alter my schedule a third time to accommodate an internet anime girl for a week.
4. Commandeer a plane. It's a one way trip so it's not like I need to land it. I can just crash it in the field. Shit happens all the time with Malaysian flights anyway. It won't even register on the news.
5. Put femboy starknight in a pretty dress and lock him in my bathroom. I'd prefer not to do this because my love only belongs to the real Jelly, but desperate times call for desperate measures. And frankly, I think I'd be doing him a favor.
