>>64049816You see, the humor is that as a perfect gentleman, I would never do this, and surely you also know I would never do this, therefore by joking about doing it, I am actually lampshading my secret desire to do this. Now, if you actually believed that I would do this, i.e. "cum", then you would be insinuating that I was NOT a gentleman, and this would be awkward for all of the parties involved. So you actually, socially speaking, have no choice but to play along and agree with me, telegraphing that you, too, are a perfect gentleman who understands the subtext of what we are talking about. If you call it out, that means that you, sir, are NOT a perfect gentleman, and that you might even feel this to be a barb targeted at you, yourself, so I will give you the ol' side-eye and move on. *shakes head*
